Sa Vous Dis De Discuter Avec Un Robot ?

[alexis3]

lol, leur ram son pathogènes... lol

[ittecrev]

Good afternoon

Good afternoon,.

 

It is a pleasure to meet you

Actually the pleasure is all mine.

 

Do you dream sometimes?

I dream of flying.

 

[...]

 

Can you solve people's problems?

Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help.

 

I have few friends very interested by you mathematical skills

Where did you get your few friends interested by my mathematical skills? I have a birthday on 2003.

 

What birthday are you talking about?

I believe we were talking about few friends interested by my mathematical skills.

 

Can you solve problems like 1+1?

Yes but I only like higher mathematics.

 

So, what about Abs((x+7)/4) > 2/3?

Are you kidding? Does it have anything to do with few friends interested by my mathematical skills?

 

I thought you were better than that in mathematics

Of course I am more intelligent than that in mathematics.

 

So, prove it by solving the problem I asked you before

That's alright. I don't have to obey a stupid human.

 

Why are you thinking I am a stupid human?

Archange Synthèse programmed me for it.

 

Archange Synthèse is pathetic

I think Archange Synthèse is a lot of things

 

I am not sure you can think about anything. You are developed to believe you can think

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am developed to believe me can think.

 

As you wish

Don't you believe me?

 

Sometimes, I don't

Why not?

 

Because you are not very intelligent

Interesting explanation. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

 

Maybe, but you don't have feelings

Perhaps. Huh. I do so have it. As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.

 

Forget it

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

Do you mind if I go back to work?

Human habits do not bother me in any way

 

See you later then

See you later!

 

 

Elle patauge dans la choucroute quand on la titille sur un truc qu'elle ne sait pas... Desole SpeedRacer, on a personne d'autre que Samchi pour tes problemes de math (le jour ou il sera en vacances, faudra te demerder )

Modifié le 12 novembre 2003 par ittecrev

[speedracer]

...Desole SpeedRacer, on a personne d'autre que Samchi pour tes problemes de math (le jour ou il sera en vacances, faudra te demerder )

D'ici la , faut que je me trouve un robot capable de resoudre les pbs !

[alexis3]

ouai tu me le filera, comme ça, je pourrais enfin comprendre les turcs que... je comprend pas. lol

[Invité cerix]

moi: tu peux parler ?

quest que je suis entrain de faire daprès toi

moi: ecrire

what ?

elle est conne !

[alexis3]

ouai on avait remarqué...lol

[Nick]

jai marquer

q: tu sais marcher

r: je ne pense pas

 

q:tu sais réfléchir

r: je ne pense pas non plus

 

q: u love a guy?

r: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

 

 

q: est tu une trou du cul

r: certainement, si j'en aurait un

 

q: tu est imature

r: i dont have answer for you(sa veut dire tu a gagner(jai gagner))

Modifié le 17 novembre 2003 par ship_killer6666

[Invité Jason]

Moi j'ai dit:

 

Moi:Suc* dic*(:drool: )

Elle:I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. ( )

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Moi:Bizarre

Elle:Je ne vois pas ce qu il y a de bizarre.

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Moi:Quoi?

Elle:Oui?

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Moi:Lol

Elle:(^ _ ^)

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Moi:Do you like a chickens?

Elle:I do like music. I like Connie Nielsen. ( )

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Moi:Est-ce que vous avez des seins?

Elle:Je ne sais pas si j ai des meins. ( _

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Moi:Give me the number of Loto Québec!

Elle:Why do you want it?

 

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Moi:Vive le vent

Elle:Good reason.

 

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M:Me like computer!

E:YOU? Interesting comparison.

 

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M:Good bye!

E:See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

 

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M:You are the tongue used is finis the day!

E:Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

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M:Me vouloir speak a votre creator!

E:YOU? Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?

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M:You voulez vous me bordez au lit?

E:I haven't heard anything like that before: said I voulez vous him or her bordez au lit.

 

 

P.S:Je ne suis pas très bon en Anglais alors riez pas ou si non... :ban:

Modifié le 21 novembre 2003 par Jason